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Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?' Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?' Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'. STOP LAUGHING! You just can't fix stupid!!!

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NoF-ingway (895) - (799)

Feb 6, 2010 08:25 AM - what the FuK - by mariaNY

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I know you said that you didn't want ER stories, but this is just too funny not to share!!! I was helping out in ER on a busy Saturday night about 20 years ago. A guy was brought in from a local disco club via the squad. Seems he had danced around so much that he passed out. When he came in, he had on those skin tight PVC pants and the "bulge" was huge. The pants were so tight that they had to be cut off him.( He was still unconscious at this point.) After cutting the pants off, we discovered what the huge bulge really was!! He had taped an Italian sausage to his thigh!!!! When he wokw up and discovered where he was, well, needless to say his face was very red!!! He did not even ask for his sausage back when he was dismissed!!!! Embarassed

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NoF-ingway (188) - (299)

Feb 3, 2010 11:45 AM - what the FuK - by nurse crotchett

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after classes , I was shopping with my best friend, when a guy with his camera from the school paper halts us. He he asks if he can take a picture of my friend. After a few pictures, my friend points at me and says: "Don't you want to take a picture of her too?" "No," he answers. "I i'm taking pictures of prettiest girls for an assignment ." nfw

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NoF-ingway (303) - (430)

Feb 3, 2010 11:38 AM - what the FuK - by miss madly

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ok i think ive had enough of it ....i go to facebook and my moms best friend has sent me a request, a friend request, ...wtf ...now you know there is now un awkward (is that a word) way out of this ....who was the genius that taught parents about computers???? nfw

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NoF-ingway (97) - (200)

Jan 31, 2010 06:02 PM - what the FuK - by red facedbook

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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. -Paris Hilton

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NoF-ingway (187) - (304)

Jan 27, 2010 10:11 PM - what the FuK - by Bad Billy (my nof-ingway page)

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this is the funniest thing yet ...a real laughing stock they are making out of all of us !!!!!!!!!!

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NoF-ingway (167) - (399)

Jan 24, 2010 04:32 AM - what the FuK - by the thinker

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Did you ever say something...a fib, and than have it come true????Well... while trying to get out of my homework, I told my mom that I had explosive diarrhea. I guess Karma decided to bite me in the ass on that because I am now stuck in the bathroom,doin you know what nfw

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NoF-ingway (88) - (212)

Jan 21, 2010 12:33 AM - what the FuK - by wishywashy

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seems crazy ,we Americans can win 1,000,000.00 surviving on TV for 6 weeks in a place where people live and have survived for 60 years because thats where they were born hmmmm

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NoF-ingway (21) - (6)

Jan 17, 2010 07:12 AM - what the FuK - by omg

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I almost got my tooth knocked out last night at a party. My mouth feels really weird. But I feel like my teeth are straighter now, lol nfw

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NoF-ingway (47) - (171)

Jan 15, 2010 08:41 PM - what the FuK - by gorilla

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did you ever think about it ?...Today, I realized I make more money for my boss in two hours than I get paid in a month.

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NoF-ingway (14) - (36)

Jan 15, 2010 09:45 AM - what the FuK - by moneybags

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