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Pastor's Business Card A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

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Aug 1, 2010 06:09 AM - Jokes - by pastor

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: > A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?' > > The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. > > Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' > > So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' > > The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' > > The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' > > The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' > > The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' > > 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?' > > The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. > > His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' > > The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .. > > But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

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Jun 12, 2010 02:32 AM - Jokes - by einsein

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OOPS!! You weren't supposed to see that :)

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Apr 17, 2010 11:04 AM - Jokes - by candieb84 (my nof-ingway page)

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I was never able to do a very good handstand!!

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Apr 17, 2010 11:03 AM - Jokes - by candieb84 (my nof-ingway page)

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im not a racist but thought this was a funny joke.....WHAT TO BLACK PEOPLE AND XMAS LIGHTS HAVE IN COMMON?..........................................................................................................................................................................................................they are all chained together,half the fuckers work, and they look the best hanging from a tree!.....................sorry jesus :(

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Jan 12, 2010 11:02 PM - Jokes - by cpino87 (my nof-ingway page)

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amusingtweets I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Dec 17, 2009 08:57 AM - Jokes - by tweetiepie

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A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He says, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a sweet name. Who named you, your mother?? "She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says, "Beerfuck."

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Dec 10, 2009 12:48 PM - Jokes - by dumbass

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teacher has a bag. She reaches in, says it's round,got a stem, little Johnny says it's an apple,No, but i like the way you think.Now il give you one. Puts his hand in his pocket, says it's round,hard,and its got a head on it.Oh johnny thats gross.NO! its a quarter, but I like the way you think.lol

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Dec 9, 2009 05:13 AM - Jokes - by scratch (my nof-ingway page)

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One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. she called on a student named Johnny he said this is the process of having sex. He said, first you add the bed, subtract the clothes, then divide the legs and hope you dont multiply,,lol

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Dec 8, 2009 12:17 PM - Jokes - by tom tex

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Did you hear about the blonde Bear? .............it Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.lol

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Dec 8, 2009 11:47 AM - Jokes - by jersey tom

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